Word of the Day
Stupendous (adj., stew-PEN-duss)
Extremely, amazingly impressive. The kind of gift you want to give. The word you want your kids to think when they receive your (stupendous) gift to them but probably not say out loud. Because then someone will call them a poindexter and they'll ask you what a poindexter is and you'll have to explain and they'll get all mopey and not think about what a stupendous gift you gave them. Because, really, isn't that the point of Christmas? (No, no it is not.)