The Dailies

Word of the Day

Mooncalf (n., MOON-kaff)

A fool. The term originated because of the moon's supposed effect on people. Science!

Gif of the Day

TagsAnimalsCatsKittensFreakoutsWhat is this?!Evasive maneuversLizardsComplete and total panicStaring contestsOverreactions

Link of the Day

Dad's frantic, hilarious texts to his wife after toddler vomits in car

Generally, something like this would fall under a "Happy Friday" section for us. But it's been a few days since we saw this story, it's stuck in our memory, and it's funny enough to post.

The quick synopsis: a toddler throws up in the car, dad freaks out, starts sending texts to his wife, things get even weirder, texts get even better, and so on. It's hilarious and heartwarming at the same time.

Here's how it all begins:

TagsText exchangesComedyVomitSympathy barfingToddlersPick up the phone!Epic epics of epicnessBoy, that escalated quickly

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Mary Oliver's instructions for living a life