The Dailies

Word of the Day

Pacific (adj., puh-SIF-ick)

An ocean, yes, but generally speaking, peaceful, tranquil, ending conflict, and mollifying.

Gif of the Day

TagsPeopleTurnstileFailRunning startsWatch the turnstile, pleaseThe much, much harder way

Link of the Day

Staten Island Ferry Disaster Memorial Museum

Have you heard about the Staten Island Ferry Disaster? It happened on the morning of November 22, 1963, when a steam ferry vanished with over 400 people on board. Eyewitnesses described "large tentacles" which pulled the ferry under.

So says the placard and memorial installed this week in Staten Island:

This, of course, is a fake. An exquisitely done fake. The amount of effort that went into making this work—the website, the "documentaries," the memorabilia, and especially the memorial with its stonecarving and aged plaque—is immense. There's doing a joke well, and then there's blowing it out of the water. (Yes, we went there. Deal with it.) Bravo, Super Fun Co. Thanks for the laugh and for surprising and fooling tourists.

TagsHoaxesOctopiDisastersStaten Island FerryGood fake journalism

Look at the date, everyone

Happy Friday

Earth, Wind, and Fire - Shining Star

As September comes to a close, it's time for a song from the band with the best "September" song of all time: