The Dailies

Word of the Day

Nonplussed (adj., non-PLUSSD)

So confused that you don't know how to react or (in North America) unconcerned or unperturbed. I do not know how to react to the disparity between these two definitions. Meh, whatever.

Gif of the Day

TagsWrestlingWWF—nay, WWEMacho Man Randy SavageCream will rise to the topWord picturesSunglasses

Link of the Day

Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses

Yes, that is the title. No further description is needed, I think.

“Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped - splitting Star’s bottom beak right down the middle,” Hayman, 69, told the Cheddar Valley Gazette.

“He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star.

“He had to be rushed to the vets and go under anaesthetic, which is always risky and could go either way with ducks and other small animals.

“Thankfully our Star is a tough cookie and it looks like he came out okay.”

Go read the whole story.

TagsAnimalsDucksDogsPintsPub brawlsYes, I have a pet duck, why do you ask?

Happy Friday

Happy dance