Word of the Day
Blatteroon (n., BLAT-turr-OON)
Long ago, there was this awesome website. People used to pull it up in the yellow pages 'cuz it was awesome. They'd send out text to it, telling it how awesome it was because it had these words on it and the words would have definitions. And the people thought that some of these words were like them. 'Cuz their texts weren't short; they were long and rambling. They were like a Dear Santa letter but even longer. And that's why they thought the definitions were like them. Because they knew they were awesome. And long-winded. And senseless.