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Titter (n./v., TIT-ur)
A quick, nervous giggle. Or to do so. Not quite a full laugh but partially stifled.
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The Ultimate Dinosaur Football League Roster
Football is back. This past weekend was the first college football weekend of the season, and tonight is the kickoff for the NFL. This means it is time to break out something from the mad genius of football writers, Orson Swindle (or, as he's known in real life, Spencer Hall)—the ultimate dinosaur football league roster:
Fullback: Triceratops. Elephant-sized, speed, and a head covered with horns and a shield make him the ultimate lead blocker able to plow a path for RBs.
Guards: Ankylosaurus, Euoplocephalus. Low center of gravity, heavily armored. Able to plow forward to bulldoze a path or move a pile. Tail clubs to protect the QB
Inside LB: Tyrannosaurus Rex. Speed and bulk make him the ultimate defensive weapon. Hard-hitting, head first style. Would have been a QB if he had an arm.
Defensive End: Spinosaurus, Giganotosaurus. Two of the largest meat-eating theropods with incredibly powerful arms and hands tipped with huge claws. Size and speed combination is unparalleled.
Go read the whole thing. And check out the photo:
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