A tiny, unimportant, isolated town in the middle of nowhere. Where Rey is from (according to Rian Johnson, but not the internet). Where a trip to the grocery store is fifteen minutes (just like any store). Where the air is fresh and light pollution is low (and where the sky touches the edge of the world instead of cheating behind a building).
EggsUr doing it wrongIf you're gonna make a few omelettesDon't try this at home, kids, we're professionalsNo chickens were harmed in the making of this video?
We don't usually *just* feature a tweet as our link of the day, but Mark Jones is right: this police officer is running like Barry Allen out there:
I can’t stop watching this police officers crazy speed. Dude had to be 100/200m sprinter at some point. Track & Field fam. You with me ? pic.twitter.com/ZgU98sPPKR
— MarkJonesESPN (@MarkJonesESPN) August 19, 2018
Also, the comment section did not disappoint:
To bad he lowered his head. pic.twitter.com/8Gqqf3fJ6p
— Stormshadow (@RTDaSilva3) August 19, 2018
@SEC officer against a @bigten criminal.
— Dan DeLamater (@DanDeLamater) August 19, 2018
Yes sir. That man was moving. pic.twitter.com/q3gfjFGd3Z
— Mario I. Garcia (@MarioG2681) August 19, 2018
— AL (@tootallmia) August 19, 2018
Naw dude. That’s closing speed. DB or linebacker in former life. Quit the NFL to make these perfect tackles.
— Scott Johnson (@scootiej63) August 19, 2018
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